One time, I became a cat.

Me: Cat, why are you such my child?
 Cat: Da fuq if I know, woman. I'm just here for the pets.


 ?"Only am I here for the pets." (I have such a bizarre internal syntax.)



 ?"Only you are here for the pets?" says I.
 "Meow." says he.


 cries 5evr do I.


?...do I.